Saturday, June 30, 2007
DRESSES DRESSES DRESSES
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
PAINT!! and the loser who likes to play it
I can just hear what you sounded like, "But I got paint, I figured I'd suck out."
Fat and bald, no wonder you're good at that.
Monday, June 25, 2007
GUCCI SANDALS

Aren't they pretty? I went to the Gucci boutique yesterday with my mother thinking that I wasn't going to find anything that I liked, and look what I found. And you won't believe what I paid for them!!!!!!!!! Ready? $159.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, that's right, and I WASN'T shopping at no Gucci outlet either. I was at the Gucci boutique. The regular retail price on my shoe box reads $794 or $798 if I remember correctly. Then apparently they were marked down to just under $400.00. When I found them yesterday the price read $159.00 and I did a double take then quickly told the salesgirl that I would take a pair in the white in a size 8. They also had a pair in brown, but since I just very recently purchased 2 pairs of Stewart Weitzman wedges both in brown, I decided that adding a third brown strappy wedge was not the way to go.
What an unexpected and delightful find!
Saturday, June 23, 2007
WSOP UPDATE & SHOPPING UPDATE
According to Brother, he's made some, "sick" calls. Calling one all-in bluff after another. The tournament has just broken for a 90 minute dinner recess, and Not-So-Little-Brother, sounds as if he snorted a line a coke, but he didn't, he's just high off of poker. Phil Helmuth, Clonie Gowen, Jimmy Tran, Jennifer Tilly, Kenna James, Phil Lakk, Phil Gordon, Shannon Elizabeth and Antonio Esfandiari can be counted among the 2500 players who didn't make it to the second half of the tournament. But guess what, FPJ's brother is still in!
To go into great detail regarding today's shopping expedition seems pointless after talking about my brother and his continued and hopefully long life in the WSOP, so here are just a few highlights from today's fashionista adventures:
2 Ralph Lauren Mens Dress Shirts
1 Ralph Lauren Mens Pajama pants
Donald J. Pliner Ballet Flats
3 Estee Lauder Eye Pencils
1 Estee Lauder Intensive Lifting Creme (Large Size SILVER Bottle)
1 Estee Lauder Pore Minimizing Lotion
1 Mens T-Shirt
Lingerie for me
Also, should Brother make it to the final table, I will be flying out to Vegas. But unfortunately, that ticket is probably going to cost around $2,000 because I would be purchasing it less than 24 hours in advance and that isn't even going to be business class. In case you're wondering what of Brother's gf, she was, "blinded-out" and shares the same distinction as the above mentioned eliminated celebreties.
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If you'd like to show your support for FPJ's little bro, why not drop him a line in the comments section, he'd love to hear from you, and maybe he'll even mention your name when he wins first prize!
Thursday, June 21, 2007
JEWELRY SHOPPING AND WSOP
At Neimans I found a wonderful selection of long and short trunks for my dear Hubby. I purchased two pairs of the Ralph Lauren trunks in different sizes since I don't know for certain which one will fit him. Should they both fit, perhaps he'd like to keep them both, besides it would save him from having to make a return.
Tomorrow, we're going to John F. Kennedy International Airport bright and early. Brother and his girlfriend are off on a romantic 13-day romp to the gambling capitol of the world, Las Vegas, and we're fortunate enough to have to take them both to that very out of the way airport, instead of the perfectly lovely international airport that we have but a mere 10 minutes from our home in the suburban northeast. I know what you're thinking. Thirteen days? That's too long to spend in Vegas! You just try explaining that to this pair of young poker-playing lovebirds with dreams of winning big and see if they'll listen. Both Brother and his other half have registered for the WSOP, (World Series of Poker)for those of you who who are not familiar with this acronym.
As when any member of our family leaves our home if for even a 10 minute run to the supermarket, calling home is a requirement. Assuredly, I can tell you that this cross country trip for Mama's little baby bird is no exception. I'll be sure to keep you abreast on any breaking news that we hear from our sibling male fashionista as soon as it develops. Additionally, I would like to add that I don't encourage or promote excessive gambling which is exactly what is about to take place less than 24hrs from now. I do however promote fashion at any venue. That's why Brother has been outfitted with a whole new wardrobe for this little excursion. No, I will not give a crackhead crack, an alcoholic a glass of whiskey, or a gambler gambling money. I will however make certain that every member of my family is stylish and fashion forward, no matter how wretched the individual, (promiscuous, back-stabbing, blond-headed cousins take note).
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
PLAYING WITH FIRE
Never say that you're, "just going to look" in regards to shopping. That's what I did when I had a few moments to spare and lo and behold, I ordered some more dresses. What do you think?
Pretty, no? Actually, I ordered 3 dresses but I can't seem to find the third's picture.
Let the wait begin.
Monday, June 18, 2007
NORDSTROM L.A.M.B SHOPPING
Friday, June 15, 2007
SWEATER SETS, BOBBI BROWN, JEWELRY
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
SATELLITE PARTY ON CARSON DALY
Perry as usual was everything that we know and love. Exuberant, sexy, and nothing short of perfect as he mesmerized Carson's audience, (actually Satellite Party's audience, because by the sounds of the screams from awestruck fans it didn't take much to know who that audience was there to see, sorry Carson sweetie)with his positively poetic lyrics. Do you really think that it's a coincidence that Perfection is spelled P-e-r-r-y?
To Perry's immediate right was Carl Restivo. I have one word to describe Carl - HOT. Attention Ford Models,Inc: We have your new blond Adonis! But Carl isn't just some pretty face, he has talent with a capital, "T". Carl is Flea, Les Claypool, and Geddy Lee all rolled into one big sizzling hot package. Carl's vocals were the perfect compliment to Perry's. I can see why Carl is such a coveted bassist and why he has played with such artists as Wycleff Jean, DJ KNS and Extreme. Speaking of Extreme, let's talk about some Nuno.
Nuno Bettencourt, co-producer on Ultra Payloaded, was to Perry's left. Nuno is the sultriest guitarist that I have ever laid eyes on. Maybe it's because he has classic bad boy looks. Maybe it's because no-one can come close to Nuno on the guitar. Maybe its because that perfectly synchronized deep voice of his is what makes the ladies still cry over him, a decade after EXTREME. And allow me to assure you this, there is no difference between the Nuno then and the Nuno now, it's as if time has stood still for Nuno. He still makes the ladies want surrender to his unmatched musical talent and bad-?#!looks.
Etty Farrell, a triple threat with her beauty, dancing ability, and vocals was positioned directly behind Perry. The old adage is so true and quite evident here. Behind every man is a good woman. Rock on sister!
Last, but not at all least, was Kevin Figueiredo in the back on drums, his presence every bit Oz-like. Although I did not have my surround sound turned on so as not to wake the neighbors, Kevin made me reconsider not using my wireless headphones as he mastered every beat, making each one sound as if I were lucky enough to be right there in the audience. I may require the using of an assisted hearing device from now on, but I don't care. Kevin's rugged profile not only makes me forget about my new hearing loss, it makes me want to see more of him, NOW.
Make sure that you don't miss the next few nights of Satellite Party on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly. I'm certain that after turning down the lights and shutting off your TV you'll have very pleasant dreams.
BERGDORF GOODMAN CATALOG SHOPPING
I'm hoping that sometime over the weekend I will be able to flip through the new Bergdorf's catalog. It arrived in my mailbox on Monday and has been sitting atop my desk unattended and neglected ever since. What a bad mommy I am to my BG cattie. Does it at least count that I've been wanting to look through her divinely fabulous pages filled with pictures of must have jewelry, purses and clothing? I doubt that intention is something that the abandoned can empathize with. But don't worry your pretty oversized-pages my precious BG cattie, Mama will be along soon enough to shower you with all the love and attention that you deserve. Hey, maybe we can even call some of your friends from a few of your glossy pages and see if any of them would like to come over and play with us? If you're a good little catalog maybe Mommy can have them all come over as soon as tomorrow.
SAKS FIFTH AVENUE PANTS & ELLEN TRACY BLAZER
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
WHY DID YOU SEND ME 8 $25.00 COUPONS BLOOMINGDALES?
Why oh why did you send me so many coupons for the Private Sale Bloomie's? I didn't need to see you again, but you forced me. I was short on time today, so I only picked up 4 pairs of shoes for myself. One Stewart Weitzman wedge sandal, two Via Spiga open toe pumps, one Enzo Angiolini sling-back. In total I used half of my coupons today, which leaves me with yet 4 more $25.00 off of $100.00 coupons. While there I also purchased 4 Ralph Lauren shirts for my father, but I did not use the aforementioned coupons as I had two $15.00/$70.00 coupons that were on the verge of expiring. As I remember some of the purchases from my M.I.A status I will post accordingly.
1-800-I-NEED-HELP + IT'S TIME TO PLAY FILL IN THE BLANK!!!

SATELLITE PARTY AT XM AND HIGHLINE BALLROOM
The format of the show was a seven song set with Q & A in between songs. Perry and the band started off the evening by playing, "KINKY" from their new album entitled, "Ultra Payloaded". This first song was followed by a few questions from George Taylor Morris. After Perry cheerfully answered George's questions the band played, "INSANITY RAINS". I can honestly say, and I NEVER say this, that I love all of the songs on this CD however, "INSANITY RAINS" is my absolute favorite. Perry was kind enough to explain the storyline behind the concept album, which had everyone in the audience riveted. Perry is that rarest breed of genuinely friendly celebrity, gifted artist and performer that is just about unheard of today. Next, came "HARD LIFE EASY" which made some Satellite Party fanatics compete over who the bigger groupie was via a, "HARD LIFE EASY"/Satellite Party/ Perry/ Nuno/Carl/Kevin inspired dancing trance. Perry then cordially answered a question from an audience member. "WISH UPON A DOG STAR" "MILKY AVENUE" and "ONLY LOVE, LET'S CELEBRATE" followed with the audience on the edge of Satellite Party ecstasy as Perry, Nuno and Carl punished those mics, and guitars. I didn't think it could get any better or the fans any more jubilant until the band broke into Jane's Addiction's "STOP". That's when pandemonium hit, heads banging standing room only pandemonium.
Hubby and I hung around to meet up with our friend as the crowd departed. We chatted for a minute as our friend signed autographs and received well-wishes from adoring fans. We agreed to meet up again later in the evening after the band recorded a few intros. Deciding that it would be convenient to meet up in the building rather than somewhere downtown we found the Stone Rose Lounge one flight down. It was the perfect place to meet up with our celebrity friend. Dimly lit, quiet and just intimidating enough to keep away any uninviteds. We ordered some food for everyone to nibble on and wine, (a wonderful German Reisling). After chatting and eating, and some light drinking we drove our friend home, a.k.a - the hotel. It was a rather late night, and we were gladly doing it all over again in less than 24 hours.
Monday night we went to see Satellite Party play a sold-out performance at the Highline Ballroom. We arrived a touch early so we stopped around the corner for a drink at Craftsteak where we enjoyed another wonderful Reisling. Reisling is definitely my new drink of choice. After a quick glass of my new fav we walked a few steps to Highline. Despite the typical loser attitude and difficult to understand english spoken by the worker confirming names on the guest list we were still able to get in with a few minutes to spare. We went upstairs, met up with some friends and ordered some drinks. A house glass of wine was undrinkable after the Reisling at Craftsteak. Even my husband's glass of domestic beer tasted better than this autrocity. But I digress, let me tell a little bit more the venue and the performance.

Monday was such a different atmosphere compared with the night before. We were looking down from the second floor lounge at a crowd of over 700 screaming fans as Satellite Party took the stage. The full set list was:
KINKY
INSANITY RAINS
HARD LIFE EASY
WISH UPON A DOG STAR
MR. SUNSHINE
STOP
ONLY LOVE, LET'S CELEBRATE
MILKY AVENUE
MOUNTAIN SONG
ULTRA PAYLOADED SATELLITE PARTY
AIN'T NO RIGHT
The crowd was rocking to every song, including the Jane's Addiction songs. Seeing them play in such opposite settings was incredible. The first night was a relaxed and personal show. The second night was a wild and rompous musical delight as the band fed off of the energy of sold-out crowd.
Satellite Party is now on tour in Europe for a month. Upon their return, they will begin their U.S. tour, which I'm certain will render one sold-out performance after another.
BTW Fashionista, if you weren't able to attend either of the above mentioned performances, were you able to catch Satellite Party on Howard Stern, or David Letterman? If you didn't, not to worry. I believe they will be on Carson Daly for 4 nights starting tonight, make sure to Tivo it if you're away from home.
Also, did you know that Ultra Payloaded is getting more and more difficult to locate? I tried to purchase the CD yesterday for a friend who's birthday is at the end of this month, and no such luck, it was sold-out. I guess I'll have to order it on-line. Get yours soon before you're left behind, something a real fashionista would never do.
We at Fashion Plus Jewelry wish Kevin, Jen, Carl, Nunno, Etty, Perry and all of the Satellite Party family all of the success in the world.