PRADA I HATE YOU AND I ALWAYS HAVE

These shoes suck. I hadn't noticed that the upper strap was made entirely of elastic or I wouldn't have ordered them. That GORGEOUS elastic strap isn't even disguised by patent leather, it's just there for the whole world to think that you're wearing a pair of $49.99 shoes. The audacity of Prada. See, I told you that I don't like Prada and their cheap ways (just their beachy flip-flops). Their cheap nylon bags are an insult to anyone with real style and their shoes look worse than a pair of Payless'. Prada you ruined my day yesterday with your sorry excuse for high end shoes. But I guess the joke was on me because I was lured into this purchase by the matching bag.

I'm SURE that these shoes will have an honorary place in the pile of rejects going to Last Call.

Not that I need to say this, but I returned those shoes (and bag).

Free Gift Card at Saks with Purchase and Free Shipping

I'll log-on tonight as now I'm off to do some live in-person shopping. I'll let you know what I order.

On your mark

Get set

GO!!!




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Dresses that I've ordered today

All 3 dress TOTALED under $550.00. Yipeee!!!! Now let's see what they're like when I get them in my hands. Maybe the quality will be like crap, since they're so inexpensively priced . I think that I've mentioned this before, but I don't normally order dresses, (or much of anything lately) from Nordstrom because the quality of most of their merchandise, (excluding premier designers) has been very poor. Therefore, I'm not holding my breath for any of these dresses.

The Adrian Papell dress at $218.00 total for both the sweater and the dress just screams poor craftsmanship, but hey, I like to gamble so I've rolled the dice. As I've written about in previous posts, I find that you get what you pay for. Put two similarly styled shoes next to one another and I'll tell you which one is the cheap-o. Put two similarly styled pants next to one another and I'll do the same. I mean I don't even have to touch this stuff, I can spot it from across a room. To make a long story short, I could honestly care less if these pieces work out. I just purchased a few dresses from Neimans and from Saks the other day, that I love so basically I went to Nordstrom today because I've already purchased the latest arrivals from Neimans and Saks that I find appealing. And for now, there's nothing in those stores that I want.

Nordstrom is like the back-up boyfriend that you keep on the side when the one you really want cancels.

I'll take these too!

My birthday is right around the corner and I'd like to add these pups and matching bag to my list please. Thank you Daddy.

I love you Daddy.

Oh Neiman Marcus, and I take a size 38.5 in Prada.

A few words that you might like

I'm sorry that I've been neglectful of this blog, I don't mean to be, but with almost 6 weeks of constant travel, its been difficult for me to keep up with things. So, to begin my return I leave you with the following, I hope that you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed typing it for you.

1. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as a men to be thought of as half good, luckily this is not difficult.
2. Men are nervous of remarkable women.
3. The females of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.
4. If men could get pregnant abortion would be a sacrament.
5. Never send a boy to do a man's job, send a woman.
6. That the child is the supreme aim of a woman is a statement having precisely the value of an advertising slogan.

I promise to post more about my shopping addiction later tonight, which of course I didn't neglect.