Thursday, May 31, 2007

WHAT TO WEAR TO A STUDIO RECORDING?


Fashionistas, I need your help quickly we have no time! What do you wear when you are one of 40 persons chosen to attend a live studio recording of Satellite Party? That's where I'm going on Sunday, and with 3+ closets overflowing with everything from furs to flip-flops, I'm ashamed to admit that I've found myself saying those six little words that no fashionista should ever have to mutter. What am I going to wear?!?!? Or worse the even more dreaded - I have nothing to wear!!

Also, without divulging too much personal information, and in order to emphasis just how imperative it is for this fashionista to look her most fashionable on Sunday, one of the band members is a close personal friend.


Back to the original question, what do I wear?!?!?

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Friday, May 25, 2007

BERGDORF GOODMAN PURSE SHOPPING

Why am I up so early? For the best reason possible!!! You guessed it - it's Friday and I've decided to make today a, "ME"day. Before anything I am going to Bergdorf's shortly to pick up this little thing I like to refer to as Pursie. Yes, you're right yet, another thing that I have in plenty but why not get another? My bills are paid, I have a substantial nest egg, investments, I donate regularly to those in need and now I feel like going to my happy place, Bergdorf's. The traffic will be less today, it's a perfect weather day, and besides why not go? It's not imperative that I stay by my computer all day. I do have a conference call later in the day, but it shouldn't be a problem taking that call on my cell. So off I go to bring Pursie home and visit with all her other pals at the greatest place on earth.

TTFN!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

YSL PERFECT TOUCH RADIANT BRUSH FOUNDATION

I forgot that I didn't give my review of YSL's new Perfect Touch Radiant Brush Foundation. I've had it for several weeks, but only earlier this week did I decide to give it a whirl. My opinion? I'm not impressed. Here's why:



I thought that this new foundation would be similar to YSL's blush. No mess. It was rather messy. Also, I was under the impression that you just, "rolled" it over your face in the same fashion as a roll-on deodorant or used soft brush strokes to apply, never having to get the makeup on any other part of your body than your face. That wasn't the case. You have to squeeze the bottle then apply the foundation on to your hand and then apply it to your face as you normally would your regular foundation. So, you're still getting messy. I hate messy. I'm constantly in a hurry. I don't have time for messes. Additionaly, contrary to what the SA tried to tell me, it does feel heavy, not too too heavy but HEAVY, all-day-long. I don't like that feeling, like I'm walking around with clown's makeup on my face. Perhaps it would have felt even heavier if I would have applied a normal-sized amount. I applied it very conservatively, and yet I could literally feel it weighing on my skin all day . What an uncomfortable feeling indeed. I think I'll stick with my Erno Laszlo, thank you very much. Your blush and Touche Eclat can stay too YSL, just not your UNperfect Touch.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

PRADA PRADA




I know, I don't need another anything, let alone shoes. But these cute little flip flops were just begging to come home with me. What was I supposed to do? I couldn't just leave them there unloved while I have the means of providing them with a loving and stable home. So, I bought them in both colors. I love Prada sandals, they are so comfortable. I have a few pair from last season that are staples in my summer wardrobe. I'm afraid that I can't say the same about their bags. I've just never been a Prada bag kind of gal. And the nylon Prada's? Oy, do they look like something that you would purchase in an ethnic section of a metropolis. Prada shoes on the other hand? Pure perfection.

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT GOOFBAY?

I didn't. Someone told me today about this site. I don't know too much about it other than what my friend told me. She said that if you go to www.goofbay.com you can search for items with typos, items with zero bidders and perhaps most interesting you can search completed items by seller. What you say? The seller keeps his/her completed items and items with live bids private? Not anymoooore! www.goofbay.com

Monday, May 21, 2007

I ORDERED MORE OF THE B1G1 TEES FROM TALBOTS

For the price, I really couldn't pass it up, so I bought two more tees. One in tarragon green (moss) and another in white. I didn't get the aqua because I have about 4 tees in that color and I didn't get that khaki - ish yellow color because that color is absolutely horrible for me. I figured what the heck, let's add another white tee to my white tee collection since they never stay as white as when first purchased. And I thought, "hmmmm, what other color don't I have 4 or 5 of, I think, (and I'm not sure - I could have more) I have about 2 moss green colored tees. Wow Talbots are you having a sale or what? The best part is, everyone can play this b1g1 game because all of these tees, (and I think in fact their clothing) are available in petites, misses and womens plus sizes. So, if you're in need of tees this season, I suggest you go to www.talbots.com quickly before they run out of stock at these prices. And, before I forget to tell you, I like the quality of these tees better than the Caslon tee that I purchased from Nordstrom late last week. If I were to cover up the tags, you would think that the Talbots tee is the Caslon Tee and the Caslon the Talbots. I was shocked at how cheap the Caslon tee looked when I compared the two side by side. It resembled a smaller version of a man's undershirt. I was disgusted. But enough of my ranting. I'm here to tell you that these tees are worth it in both price and quality. Oh, and for your fashionistas that don't care for v-necks they didn't forget you either! They have a round neck available for the same price as well. How do you like that Talbots? Free advertising from www.fashionplusjewelry.com Bet your advertising department never heard of those numbers before.

DKNY BLOUSE and UNWANTED CLOTHING

I admit that I didn't try this blouse on because I was just too lazy and there was a very long line at the register. Now, I'll have to pay for it, but not literally. I have to return what looked to be this fabulous little DKNY blouse, (red and white) and I loathe making returns. If my husband won't return something for me or forgets to return something for me, I just keep it stashed away in the forgotten part of one of my closets. I have literally bags filled with new clothes that have only been tried on for less than 10 seconds. This one will hopefully not end up in one of those many bags. Hopefully it'll get returned. I was thinking about maybe featuring some of those little pretties here on fashion plus jewelry. What are your thoughts? Of course, I wouldn't price anything as if I were some designer boutique or retail store. And believe me, do I have quite a few things that are becoming claustrophobic in those dark plastic lawn and leaf bags.

I look forward to your thoughts.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

(flashing) TIME TO PLAY FILL-IN-THE-BLANK!!!

I am _____________ to report that I have officially moved into my third closet.

A. thrilled
B. happy
C. ashamed
D. tickled
E. proud
F. both C and E

TALBOTS TEES PLUS JEWELRY PLUS URBAN OUTFITTERS

I purchased two tees yesterday at talbots, they were on sale b1g1 free. Who knew? I also bought this awesome silver bracelet, it is chunky and wonderful. I can't wait to wear it. In addition, I ordered an urban outfitters tee for hubby the, "fight me I'm Irish" tee, also on sale. I think that I may take a look at the UO website for some tees for me today as well. And, if I can save at least one person from making the same mistake as I then sharing the following with you is well worth making my blood pressure rise. Do you know how many AA miles I have lost over the last few weeks for not purchasing my NM and Bergdorf merchandise through AA? Hundreds? No, try thousands of miles. I could just kick myself for being such an idiot. I already have quite a high amount of miles, or points or whatever you want to call it because I can't sit in coach for long haul flights, so we purchase full-fare first class tickets for those flights. So, in other words what I'm trying to say is that I have the points, or the miles or whatever term AA wants to attach to their rewards system, that qualify for upgrades and such. Uggggggggghhhhh! I'm an idiot.

Friday, May 18, 2007

I'M NOT M.I.A, I'M NOT M.I.A.




Hey fashionistas! I'm baaaaaaaack! Sorry I've been sort of missing in action. I've been extremely busy this week, and unexpectedly so if I may add. But, of course, despite all of the mayhem I did somehow manage to sneak off to do some shopping. Not too much out there right now, however I did buy just a few things. Here they are ranked in no specific order:

J.Jill blue summer dress - simple and romatic very, "beachy"

Monet jeweled bracelet - I love this bracelet, I didn't get the matching earrings because I thought the necklace was just too colorful.

Monet silver bracelet - VERY David Yurman

Lauren Ralph Lauren navy blouse - I know I know more navy, but I had to get this one! I saw this piece a few weeks ago but at the time I was purchasing a few things at Nordstrom and didn't want to pay almost $200 for one blouse that didn't have a coordinating bottom. When I went to Nordie's the other day this fabulous blouse was marked down, it was kismit I tell you.

Caslon white v-neck tee. You always need more white tees to add to your ever growing white tee collection don't you? After a few washes those white tees despite being bleached never look quite as white as the first time.

After the gardener arrives, (that's if he does) I will try to head out to my place of worship, the mall. The SA told me that they're selling out on that little blue dress - fast. Update on dress, as I'm just editing this post - the dress pictured is on back order. I was going to order the fandango dress, (the one in brown) but I wasn't crazy about the color. Good thing because the fandango is on back order too! I love dresses, they're so easy to slip into and head out the door.

TTFN

Ta ta for now!
Revision: I forgot to add that these dress are available in petites, misses and womens sizes. Hooray!













Sunday, May 13, 2007

BROOKS BROTHERS 25% OFF COUPON

I forgot to mention to everyone that I received the Brooks Brothers 25% off coupon early last week. I probably didn't mention it because I'm not all that excited about this coupie. First of all let me make clear that I absolutely love Brooks Brothers. For my birthday last year my brother took me shopping and he spent about $2,000 on my hearts content. It sounds like I purchased a great deal of clothing with that money, but I really didn't if you're familiar with Brooks Brothers pricing, and when one sweater costs $225.00 that $2,000 doesn't go very far. But I digress, I'm not excited about this 25% off coupon because I'm never excited about their spring collection. I don't know why there is such a large fashion disparity between the fall/winter collection and the spring/summer collection. Are there different designers for spring/summer? Or is it that one is just, (in my opinion) better dressed in the fall/winter than in spring/summer? Let's assume that's the case, why aren't there cute and inspiring dresses available from Brooks for the season? Or at least one cute blouse or TDF skirt? It's such a shame really what seems to be the lack of creative elegance that the spring/summer line is missing. I want to emphasis again that I love Brooks Brothers and I'll probably go there sometime tomorrow to see if there is anything worth that 25% off coupon, but I'm not getting my hopes up. Now, if this were the fall, that would be a different story completely. Hey Brooks Brothers, do you need help coming up with some creative yet classic solutions for your uninspiring spring/summer line? Have your people call my people. Ciao!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY DKNY CHANEL JEWELRY + MORE

Happy Mother's Day to the most fashionable mamas on the planet - you the readers of fashionplusjewelry.com Never compromising style because of mommyhood, you are an inspiration to fashionable ladies everywhere both with babies and without. Who said that because you have a little bundle of joy or two that you have to look like a fashion school drop out? Not you. If I were your teacher I would make certain that each of you entered a gifted and talented program for mother's who love fashion plus jewelry, and not only love being fashionable, (because anyone can love fashion and jewelry) but implement it everyday, in essence practicing what you preach. Hey Mama, you should be proud of your gorgeous and fashionable self. Mommyhood didn't mean sweatsuits and gym shorts for you. Happy Mother's Day!

Now about this little love of mine I call shopping.

This is what I purchased yesterday:


1. A DKNY cute short blazer
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A matching DKNY skirt
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A beautiful and fun DKNY set

2. A JNY black and silver pendant necklace
+ A JNY black and silver earrings
A JNY black and silver bracelet
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One heck of a set of fashion jewelry

A yellow Nordstrom blouse
+ A yellow and purple Nordstrom skirt
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A cute outfit for evening walks on the beach

Now, I also OF COURSE went to Neiman's yesterday but I only had a few minutes left before they closed, so I put the following on hold until tomorrow:

A smaller size of the St. John cardie that I purchased earlier in the week
A new St. John shell
A St. John cardie to match this new shell that is on hold
Ellen Tracy blazer
Matching Ellen Tracy pants are on order to be shipped from another store

And BTW, disappointment again. Rats! I tried on the theory dresses from Thursday's post and guess what? They fit and are in fact quiet flattering, but what I don't like is the slip that they have to go under the dress. I don't like wearing slips at all. So, unfortunately I didn't purchase either of them. It seems to be DH's lucky weekend! I really didn't spend much at all. So far I've crossed the Nicole Miller off of my list, and now both theories. I have a strong suspicion that the little casual dresses that I put on my Mother's Day list are going to fit just fine. I mean what were they, about $150 - $155 each? Those will probably be the winners. I guess DH's Louis wallet will thank me. I swear that thing looks like a check book rather than a wallet. Happy now Louis wallet? I didn't get any of the dresses that I really longed for.

What did I get for Mother's Day besides those dresses? The usual. Perfume (Chanel chance) jewelry, candles. I don't need much, afterall I go shopping everyday in every way shape and form possible. DH was surprised that there were still pieces left from this season that I wanted. To quote him, "I thought you wiped them out already" I'm sorry I take offense at that. "I thought you wiped them out already" Them who?

Notice that I am not offended that my husband has implied that I am a shopping junkie in need of a 90-day recovery program.

Friday, May 11, 2007

SPECIAL MESSAGE UPDATE

Okay, so I went to Nordstrom today, and I left very disappointed. I had a chance to see the Nicole Miller dress up close and personal. And can I tell you, no? I didn't like the neck area/vneck area. It had a gold overlay type of foil ribbon around that entire area, that made it look like I bought this dress in some flea market in Mubai. Not the look that I'm going for when I spend $400 on one dress. Had it not had the gold, "stuff" around it, I would have definitely bought it. Afterall, I was there on the orders of DH who told me to go see if I could buy my dresses in person rather than online. Oh well. I guess it's DH's lucky day. No Nicole Miller for me. (Sad pouty face here) I've seen the theory dress before, so I know how that looks. I'm just crossing my fingers that it, (well they because I'm getting both colors) will fit. The other three dresses? Well, if they don't fit, that's okay. I have literally TONS of casual dresses that are rather similar to those pictured in the last post anyway. So, I know you're dying to know what I bought today. I bought a pair ofLiz Claiborne lightweight striped pants that coordinate with the lightweight striped blazer that I purchased last week. Hooray for me!! I didn't have to return the blazer! I found the pants in my commonly sold-out size!!!! Yet another little sporty casual set that is sooooooooo cute!!! I'm sorry, but terry cloth sweatsuits are for the gym or for lounging around at home. With this latest outfit, I have the comfort level of a sweatsuit without looking sloppy. I don't understand what the obsession is with these God-awful sweatsuits. Do you? Well DH is home now, off we go on our date. Oh, and, thanks anyway for telling me to go get the Nicole Miller. It COULD'VE been cute. Oh well.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR MY DH

















Just some wishes on my, "Wish List" for my very special day this Sunday, because I know that you didn't forget. Oh, BTW this is in my Nordie's shopping bag.

































































Wednesday, May 9, 2007

$25.00 SAKS COUPON

I just received a $25.00 coupon from Saks today. The coupon reads that it is $25.00 off of $100.00 or more. Please Saks! You're kidding?! I can spend that much on one bra. This is just too easy!

I also have to call my SA from Neiman's tomorrow. She called me today but I wasn't home, and I need her to order a two piece sporty casual little suit that I want. I love sporty casual sometimes. Dressy but not too dressy. Just what some days call for.

And, I'm sorry but I have to vent. On another forum that I frequent, one member put out an S.O.S for a Saks coupon for this weekend. Are you kidding too? Who in their right mind would give up a Saks coupon? And especially on that clothing-obsessed board. Oh yeah you're going to Saks this weekend. Big deal, so is every other girl and gay man within 100 miles of a Saks. What do you want, photographers at the ready because you're finally going to know the inside of a SFA? Give me a break. You want a coupon for Saks? It's called get the SFA credit card and/or shop there frequently.

Now I'm done with my PMSing.

I WAS AS PRETTY AS A KITTY TODAY -


Meow, if I might say so myself. It was an unseasonably hot day today, and since I had a conference to attend I decided to wear the Kay Unger suit that I purchased yesterday with the Chanel wedges that I purchased on Saturday. For accessories I wore my Ralph Lauren chunky and big necklace of white stones, along with white dangle earrings and a coordinating white bracelet. Bag was my navy oversized Gucci tote. Besides looking 3 dress sizes smaller today and fabulous, I also ordered the above dress. I think it's cute, but let's see what it looks like when I try it on. Some dresses weren't made for gals who's figures don't resemble that of a young boy. Hello dressmakers, some of us have actual curves! And your dresses are made for women who are nearly flat-chested and who's waist and hips measure the same width. Want to become the designer of the century? Here's a little help, some of us have boobs, some of us have hips, some of us have both. Of course there are those that don't have either. Frankly, if you like to design clothing for that body type, then please stick to either designing for men or school girls. Want your dresses to sell out on pre-order? Then design like you were actually designing for a fully developed female. Don't want your dress to end up on clearance or on Last Call? Stop with the mid-calf lengths, stop having every nine dresses out of ten resemble a camisole, (do you know what happens when someone who is larger than or equal to a C cup wears a sleeveless dress?) and please design dresses in something other than rayon or polyester, I feel like I should be shopping at a discount department store with the fabric of some of these dresses, but for un-discounted prices. If I'm paying $400 or more for a dress it better not be made of any RAYON or POLYESTER. There have been many a dress that I have put back on the rack due to fabric content, and I'm certain that I'm not the only one who's been disappointed by cheap fabric choices. Like I said, I would expect these fabrics to predominate in a budget store, but not in high-end dept. stores such as the one's that I shop. The above dress? I don't know anything about the fabric. It doesn't have that slightly important detail listed on the NM site. I have a strong feeling that this is going to be one of those polyester dresses a-la Diane von Furstenberg. By the way, DVF what's up with all of that nasty polyester that you use? A. It's EXTRAORDINARILY cheap looking B. It's isn't flattering C. It's very poor quality D. It makes your design house seem as if you manufacture in some seedy sweat_ _ _ _. I can't even say the word. Thank goodness, that's not the case. So why not stop with all the Qmart quality fabric?

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

WHAT I PICKED UP TODAY AT THE NEIMANS PRIVATE SALE

Here's what I bought today:

  1. Laundry by Shelli Segal Dress
  2. Ellen Tracy Short Cropped Blazer
  3. Ellen Tracy Slacks
  4. Kay Unger Two Piece Skirt Suit
  5. Anne Klein Blazer
  6. St. John Cardigan
  7. St. John Shell
  8. Neiman Marcus Cascading Winter Coat

Pics to follow!!

Monday, May 7, 2007

PICKING UP MY NEIMAN'S PRESALE TOMORROW

I don't even want to go to sleep. I just want to get ready right now, in the middle of the night, so that I can be there when the doors open at 10am. I hope everything fits, because I didn't bother to try anything on last Friday when I presaled. I'm sure everything good has already been presold, but I'm crossing my fingers that tomorrow I come across some unexpected and delightful additional finds!!! Who else is going to Neiman's tomorrow? I"ll be the one standing outside the front door waiting for my watch to read 10am so that I could be the first one upstairs. It's every girl for herself tomorrow. You know what they say, "Early bird gets the worm". And this little birdy is craving some wormy nutrition. Tweet Tweet.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

TO THE HBO COMMENTATORS AND FREDDIE ROACH

You are all a disgrace. Let's start off with that so-called trainer, Freddie Roach.

Aren't you supposed to advise Oscar on what he's doing wrong in the ring, what he's doing right, what he should be doing, what he needs to avoid doing, and what would be the BEST course of action in the next round? In other words, aren't you supposed to tell him the truth about what's going on in the ring?

Not, tell him that he's doing, "great" when the man's punches are inflicting as much damage to his opponent as a clawless cat's futile attempt to climb silk drapes. Also, why in the name of, "everything that is holy in boxing" to quote the always hilarious Larry Merchant, did you remain silent 99% of the time when Oscar would go back to his/your corner rather than tell him exactly what was going through your mind? Why didn't you tell poor and understandably trusting, because after all you ARE HIS TRAINER, Oscar that he was getting the life beat out of him by the few yet precise and VICIOUS blows he was receiving to the head, from a WELL-ADVISED Mayweather? Guess what? YOU ARE HIS TRAINER. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM WHAT YOU SEE HAPPENING. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH. THAT IS WHAT THE MAN PAYS YOU FOR. He does not have you there to shut your mouth like a MUTE, during one of the most important matches of his life. He does not have you there to give him the wrong advice. To quote Freddie Roach, "Keep doubling up on that jab. Keep doubling up on that jab" Are you bloody kidding me? Keep doubling up on that jab? The man has nothing left in him! He's swinging into the air half of the time like a GIRL and you don't see that? Why would you tell him to exhaust himself even more by throwing jabs rather than to tell him to block and move until he AT LEAST regains a little bit of energy in a round or two? You were sending him to career suicide by not being honest. Now, I'm not a millionaire with paid workers and staff who might enjoy, and is perhaps accustomed to hearing people say what they want to hear all of the time, or laugh at my not too funny jokes, or agreeing with me when its clear that I should be disagreed with, but trust me - yesterday's match was NOT one of those ha-ha-ha, I'm just laughing right now at your unfunny joke because you sign my paycheck moments. What do you think Oscar REALLY thinks of you today? Forget about what he told you after the fight about being the world's best trainer and yesterday's match and subsequent decision just being, "the breaks". Those were just the pleasantries of his outside thoughts. He thinks you are just like everyone else standing there with their hands out looking to suck money out of him like a leach sucks blood out of its prey. You don't give a HOOT about him or his career. You just want to laugh at his not funny jokes and get paid. Was the analysis of, "you're doing great" that you gave Oscar yesterday when he couldn't even catch his breath, more a force of habit, or do you just really not give a rats behind about this man, YOUR BOSS, or his career? Or was that insulting comment a way for you to hide your inability as a trainer? Why wasn't Mayweather out of breath by the fourth round as Oscar was? Why was Mayweather laughing in Oscar's FACE when he would deliver one of those unpainful jabs you wanted him to, "double up" on? Why? Because his trainer advised him properly. Because his trainer was honest with him about how to win that fight and was honest with him about his strengths against his opponent. His trainer told him EXACTLY what to do when that bell would ring at the end of each round. His trainer give him an honest analysis about the previous round. Not you. When it wasn't dead silence in that corner, you were telling Oscar outright lies about his performance, words like, "great" and advice like, "keep doubling up on that jab" are words I'm POSITIVE would not have come out of the mouth of the Mayweather trainer had the shoe been on the other foot. Now, I'm all about encouragement. But there is a fine line as to where encouragement ends, and sending someone to into battle with just a wing and a prayer begins. And that's exactly what you did yesterday. You are not a friend. You are not a trainer. You are nothing. How hurt must Oscar feel today by your complete disregard and betrayal not only as his trainer, but as a friend? How does it make you fell to know that YOU are the reason that man lost the fight. YOU are the reason he lost his title last night. YOU are the reason Mayweather was laughing in Oscar's face last night. If Oscar fires you as his trainer after he reviews last night's fight, you only have yourself to blame. Now, on the HBO commentators.

Tell me, what is your job description? Is it to comment on boxing matches and everthing that involves it? Why weren't you commenting on the bad advice from Oscar's trainer? Did you all go to the ladies room together like a group of girls when the bell would sound? Or were you just as shocked as the rest of us at Roach's behavior? Either answer is unacceptable. Powder your noses before the match begins and reserve your shyness for first-dates like the rest of us. And open your mouths like you are paid to and try just try to COMMENT as if you were a COMMENTATOR about the massacre that Roach was sending Oscar into. What happened yesterday? Did they run out of Tanqueray last night in Vegas Larry? Is that why you didn't say what you were thinking, what everyone was thinking? Is that why you were censored? You I forgive.

And what about you Jim Lampley you seem to have somewhat of a short-temper, why did you not rip into Freddie Roach in classic Lampley style? You seem to have little tolerance for nonsense of any kind, (which incidentally is the reason why I'm your #1 fan), why the HELL did you remain silent on Roach throughout the entire match? What happened to your tell-it-like-it-is commentary that is so refreshing today? Did someone not like your brand of honesty? Were you given orders to, "tone it down a bit"? Or did the house doctor recently begin prescribing Prozak for you on the orders of the suits upstairs? I hope that your answer is the latter and that you went down frothing at the mouth before they injected you with that liquid zombie juice. Any other reason is unacceptable and if I were you, I would hold myself personally responsible for not getting into that ring and saving Oscar by pushing Roach to the side and telling him EXACTLY, NO HOLDS BARRED, brother to brother that what Roach was saying was bologna. If you weren't on some form of mood-altering drug Jim, there is no excuse acceptable for you either. Allow me to be even more frank (if you're med-free that is): Peter Parker = Spider Man, Bruce Banner = The Incredible Hulk, Jim Lampley = Freddie Roach. And now to the world's premier boxing trainer, manager and commentator.

Let me tell you something Buddy. Take the above sentence off of your resume. It makes you look poorly, when you can't comment as a, "world's premiere" trainer/commentator on your peers lack of skills. It makes you look like you agree with his brand of disturbing advice. It makes you look like an amateur broadcaster and trainer. It makes it look like Lennox Lewis, Sugar Ray Leonard, Evander Holyfield, Leon Spinks and our favorite boxer from last night had you on board because of pity. Why pity? Because you must be blind or have some other form of disability not to have spoken up honestly last night against the lies that Roach was telling his boss. Or did you too think Oscar was doing, "great" when Mayweather struck that world-class blow above Oscar's left ear? I take your silence to mean that you agreed with Roach's lackadaisical advice to, "keep up that jab" when Oscar could barely lift his arms. Since you did remain silent, you are an accomplice to last night's fiasco. You Mr. Steward are no premier boxing trainer.

There is also another possibility. Maybe we were all duped last night, and this was all just part of the big picture and everyone that I have just named were actually co-conspirators in ensuring De La Hoya vs. Mayweather II.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

PAYDIRT! CHANEL, GUCCI, DIOR, ST. JOHN AND MORE!!!!!!

Can you say paydirt?!?! I don't know how, but I hit paydirt today!!! Typically this is what happens: I find shoes, or a dress, or what have you and because said item is SOOOOOOOO CUTE, my very popular size is sold out. Not today though!!! I found a pair of Chanel navy summer wedges, a pair of Gucci suede brown boots, a pari of Dior wedges with the letter, "D" as part of the strap on one foot and, "C" on the other, a pair of Giussipi jeweled flip flops (I'm sure I spelled that name incorrectly) a St. John CUTE cropped blue twinset, a Ralph Lauren silk navy blouse with white dots, a RL green and white sleeveless fitted blouse, a RL striped blazer, a Chicos C--U-T-E long travelers button down top in red and black, and a cascading cardigan and matching shell. I know that I am leaving out something from RL, but I can't think of what it is for the life of me. I also bought a pair of earrings at Brooks Brothers. With shoes, I always leave disappointed. It always seems that pair of shoes that I want, only remain in an 11AA. What a miracle that all of the shoes that I tried on fit!! That never happens. I can't wait to wear my new summer shoes!

Where are you hot weather?

(select a, b, c, or d)


My ____________ want to come out and play.

a. Chanels
b. Diors
c. Guissipis
d. all of the above

Friday, May 4, 2007

NEIMANS RETURNS AND PRE SALE

I got my Neimans package today. Only two things fit! Not only that, exactly half of the pieces I didn't even bother to try on, because I could see through the plastic bags that they were hideous. Grrrr. But, thankfully I walked into the Neimans pre-sale and put a few things on presale for pick up this Tuesday. I got a DKNY pantsuit, an Ellen Tracy casual pantsuit and blouse, an Anne Klein blazer, a Chetta B summer skirt with blazer, a St. John twinset (they didn't have the pants in my size, just a size 2) and I think one or two more things, but I'm not sure. I'm most excited about the DKNY suit and the Chetta B. I'm not too sure about how the Chetta will look, we'll just have to see. I'm hoping that I will be able to find the pants that coordinate with that St. John's twinset. I hate not having a full set.

Lately I feel like there are not enough hours in the day for everything that needs to get done. Does anyone else feel like that?

NET-A-PORTER!!!!!!!

McQ
Cricket sweater dress
Green V-neck cotton cable knit cricket-style dress. $525
Diane von Furstenberg
Clio silk shirt dress
Multi-colored geometric print knee length silk chiffon shirt dress. $398

Burberry London
Addingham shirt dress
Camel long sleeve cotton trench-style shirt dress with contrast black button fastenings. $695





Marc by Marc Jacobs
Deco Paisley dress
Pale multi-colored above knee length silk blend dress with a subtle Deco Paisley print. $358
These are some of the dresses that my sweetie just ordered for me from Net-a-porter.com - aren't they beautiful!! And isn't he wonderful!!! Order them for yourself too!! I don't mind if you're wearing what I am wearing!!!!






Thursday, May 3, 2007

JEWELRY SHOPPING, NEIMANS, YSL

I went to the mall today (yesterday by the time this posts) and got a Lucky Brand multi - charm necklace, matching earrings and matching wide bangle bracelet. I also bought a pair of Ralph Lauren Chandelier earrings to go with the necklace that I purchased a few weeks ago, I like this pair of RL earrings even better than the last pair. I did see a brown necklace at Nordstrom that I liked that also had matching earrings and a bracelet, but for some reason I passed on it. I'm thinking I want to go back and purchase it tomorrow. I may be traveling to Chicago next week, so I would like to have my wardrobe and jewelry in order. Anybody want to recommend some good malls in the Chicago area??

Unfortunately, I have not received my Neiman's package. The Neiman's operator had promised me that it was going to arrive no later than today (5/3/07). So where is my package Neiman's??? What about your promise? This is highly inconvenient, I should start charging a daily interest and late fee.

I'm also going to try to stop in at Neiman's tomorrow. YSL has introduced a new sponge applicator foundation, that I am just dying to try! I already use their blush, (if you've read my other post about this) and it is a lifesaver!!! No more rummaging for my blush brush, no more tardy mornings. I'll be sure to let you know over the weekend what I think about this new YSL foundation. I hope it's as good as I dream it is.

What are your plans for tonight? It's Friday, so hubby and I are going out for dinner and drinks. Just the two of us. Last weekend we met up with some friends for drinks, so we really didn't have our usual Friday night date. That's okay, we had a very entertaining time anyway. Hubby's picture is now on the www thanks to some beer girls.

FREE SHIPPING LORD AND TAYLOR

I have to type fast because I'm ordering 2 dresses from Lord and Taylor since they have free shipping for 2 days. The best thing is that the dresses are from this season!!! I can't wait to wear them, I'll post pics shortly.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

YOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALL

I'm rather disappointed that the St. John Sport blazer that I wanted to order today is sold out. I talked to my SA and she said that they don't even have any remaining in the warehouse. My luck.

Tomorrow starts one of my coupons somewhere. I can't remember if it is for Ellen Tracy or where. So many coupons lately that I can hardly keep up!

I went with Mom to return her white linen suit today. Can you say NASTY? Do salespeople even know how to say, "HELLO" or "THANK YOU" to a customer anymore. Teaches me for shopping at that crappy Jones New York store. Hey Jones New York, your sales people are rude and your merchandise isn't that great. I think I'll stick with Neimans, St. John and Ellen Tracy from now on, just to name a few. And btw, I SHOP EVERYDAY!!!! Oh well, your loss is your competitors gain!

I'm still waiting on my Neimans delivery. This should be a huge box! Goodie!