Tuesday, September 23, 2008

We're Going Back, Way Back...

Remember # 3 of this entry? Come on, I know you do!

in this case retreat can mean:

an abscence, (self-imposed or other)
a hiatus
a strictly enforced and very well deserved punishment

Enough said.

I Hate Century 21

Don't you? Why in hell I went to the Liberty Street store, when I have one in my neighborhood that I detest just as passionately I'll never know. Maybe it was Hubby's gentle coaxing, or maybe it was because after almost 6 hours uptown, I had not purchased so much as a Metrocard, ( I couldn't believe it myself) and I was/am in need of some psychologically sustaining retail therapy. I hate myself still, even 7 hours later, for stepping foot into that swap meet disguised as a department store.

If you don't know what a Century 21 is - don't worry - you're not missing a damn thing, unless you count reject poly-blend sportswear and eurotrash dresses that were made for devotees of The Rocky Horror Picuture Show, (and which incidentally didn't sell at Last Call - and as a matter of fact - were priced for less at our trusty Last Call) your cup of tea. If some, if not most, of your wardrobe is a-la Kohl's or Target, then this is your eastside Mrs. Jefferson - you're movin' on up. By all means, if this description sounds like you, run don't walk there - you'll feel like you're on your own personal Rodeo Drive, minus the style, replete with a housewares department.

I think, no wait, I know that I hate Century 21 even more than Loehmann's. And while I'm in bitch-mode, don't even get me started on Filene's Basement, Century 21's less chaotic but nonetheless painfully unattractive styleless twin.

On a happier note, I did buy the new grey Bailley 44 dress from Lord and Taylor on Friday. It was under $200 with coupon, how could I resist? Check in tomorrow for pics of this funky little number.

***( a note for our more devoted readers) Day 23 kids. I'm just getting started.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Word to live by

Never say I love you
If you don't really care
Never talk about feelings
If they arent really there
Never hold my hand
If you're gonna break my heart
Never say you are going to
If you don't plan to start
Never look into my eyes
If all you do is lie
Never say hi
If you really mean goodbye
If you really mean forever
then say you will try
Never way forever
cuz forever makes me cry

Saturday, September 6, 2008

SIZE 6 FEELS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!

Yes, I am now a size 6, girls!!! I will try to post some pics as soon as I can. Did I tell you? I'm baaaaaaaaaack! And my shopping has now taken on a whole other dimension. Spaghetti strap dresses!!! I can wear those. Strapless? I can wear those too!! Halter dresses? No problem a little backless Le Mystere and some duct tape won't fix!! Bikinis? I have one for every day of the week. Each one sexier than the last. This past Wednesday I bought a size 4 gaucho. Yippee for me!!! It's like I'm dreaming or in some parallel universe. Either way, keep me here. Any of you girls ever been approached by quiet possibly one of the hottest men on the east coast, via an intermediary,(because Cupid's arrow has never hit him like this before) ahem, my brother - just to let you know, how captivated he is by your absolute loveliness? Oh, did I happen to mention this is a textbook model of male perfection from head to sexy toes? The only bad part of my new size? All those size 12's from last season, that I've been practically giving away. Talk about taking a loss.