PAINT!! and the loser who likes to play it

That's what my brother went out on in the WSOP. Some overweight, bald idiot decided to call my brother's pocket kings with his PAINT! What kind of loser are you that you play your paint in the WSOP, huh? You're a pathetic excuse for a man, if I were you I'd probably let myself go to shit too, I mean what girl other than a fag hag or Liza would want to have anything to do with a female like you?

I can just hear what you sounded like, "But I got paint, I figured I'd suck out."

Fat and bald, no wonder you're good at that.

JEWELRY SHOPPING AND WSOP

So, I purchased some jewerly today, a few bracelets and a pair of earrings to be exact. I purchased two Monet bracelets and one Givenchy bracelet, naturally they were not on sale. One of the Monet bracelets is made of rhinestones as is the Givenchy. The other Monet is a casual bracelet, but just as pretty. I also purchased a pair of Monet loveknots that are 18ktp for my mother's, "I can't go, I can't find my loveknots!" moments that are quite frequent. I was in the mood to purchase some other pieces but alas, that was not in the cards for me today, so I hopped in the car to go to Neiman's, Hubby needed a new pair of swimming trunks.

At Neimans I found a wonderful selection of long and short trunks for my dear Hubby. I purchased two pairs of the Ralph Lauren trunks in different sizes since I don't know for certain which one will fit him. Should they both fit, perhaps he'd like to keep them both, besides it would save him from having to make a return.

Tomorrow, we're going to John F. Kennedy International Airport bright and early. Brother and his girlfriend are off on a romantic 13-day romp to the gambling capitol of the world, Las Vegas, and we're fortunate enough to have to take them both to that very out of the way airport, instead of the perfectly lovely international airport that we have but a mere 10 minutes from our home in the suburban northeast. I know what you're thinking. Thirteen days? That's too long to spend in Vegas! You just try explaining that to this pair of young poker-playing lovebirds with dreams of winning big and see if they'll listen. Both Brother and his other half have registered for the WSOP, (World Series of Poker)for those of you who who are not familiar with this acronym.

As when any member of our family leaves our home if for even a 10 minute run to the supermarket, calling home is a requirement. Assuredly, I can tell you that this cross country trip for Mama's little baby bird is no exception. I'll be sure to keep you abreast on any breaking news that we hear from our sibling male fashionista as soon as it develops. Additionally, I would like to add that I don't encourage or promote excessive gambling which is exactly what is about to take place less than 24hrs from now. I do however promote fashion at any venue. That's why Brother has been outfitted with a whole new wardrobe for this little excursion. No, I will not give a crackhead crack, an alcoholic a glass of whiskey, or a gambler gambling money. I will however make certain that every member of my family is stylish and fashion forward, no matter how wretched the individual, (promiscuous, back-stabbing, blond-headed cousins take note).